Freezer Burn-Invasion of Laxdale

In the small town of Laxdale, former pro hockey player Bill Swanson and local waitress Gina Larson believe that some mysterious crop circles are connected to a group of "foreign investors" who have purchased the local granary. When a dead body turns up and it's not human, Bill and Gina discover that these "off-worlders" are time-share developers who are planning to turn the earth into a Club Med for aliens. The duo must find a way to stop them before all humankind ends up working for minimum wage in the hospitality industry.